Mr. Woo and I were sitting on the futon after dinner when he averted his attention to the CAL game against I-don't-know-who. It was a tight game (I only know because he briefed me that they were 5 points down). My interest perked when he mentioned "the super-tall Asian guy" and asked if I had seen him. I have!! In the SLC!! Everyone stared at him because he was so tall. I even remember suggesting that he play basketball (good thing I did this among friends and not to the guy directly because apparently he's on the team already...).
Anyhoo, we're watching when I felt something vibrate on my left thigh.
Mrs. Woo: POO-KIIIII!
Mr. Woo: Sorry, Boo Boo. I couldn't hold that one in.
Mrs. Woo: Ahhh, it's stinky!!
Mr. Woo: Oh, sorry! *sniff* *sniiiiiiiiiiiiif* (turns back to the game) C'mon, close the gap!
Mrs. Woo: -_-