Oh, and insert 'haHAhahaHaHaAHahah' after each one...
What did the leopard say after it ate its owner?I've been through the 3rd grade, kiddos...
That hit the spot
What did the pig say when the farmer picked him up by the tail?
That's the end of me.
What animal should you not take tests with?
Seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea. If they flew over the bay what would they be called?
What kind of side dies every second?
Student #1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Student #2: Oh, I know! The rooster was on vacation.
Student #3: ...No, the duck was on vacation.
I need air, but I'm allergic to water. What am I?
There were 3 men on a boat. They were trying to catch a fish. A police boat saw them and crahsed into their boat. Two men got their hair wet; one did not. Why?
He was bald. (Initially, I needed clarification that it was three men and not people one because I thought one might have been a woman.)
Student: Mrs. Woo! How do you spell my last name? :D
Mrs. Woo: Your last name?
Mrs. Woo: Y-o-u-r, space, l-a-s-t, space, n-a-m-e
What was/is your favorite elementary school joke? :)