An episode with Mrs. Woo waiting with her students for parent pick up...
Student #1: Mrs. Woo, he touched my mouth. Mrs. Woo, he slapped me in the library.
Student #2 looking smug.
Student #1: (Facing Student #2) You shouldn't slap. It's not offfff Gooood.
Student #3: Oh! That's what a gangster do!
On another note, I have twins in my class, and their birthday is today! How great is that for an April Fool's joke to their parents. :D