Student #1: Heeey, don't do thaaaat. How would you like it if God's shook the earth?
Mr. H: He does; it's called earthquakes.
Student #1: But stiiiiill.
Mr. H: It's okay. 'Good thing it's an animal.
Student #2: Don't we eat animals?
Mr. H: Yes, they're called cows.
Student #3: What?
Mr. H: Did you know cows have 5 stomachs? That's how God made them.
Student #3: Yeah.