Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Eureka

An update on my "one size fits all" saga...

After I uploaded the pictures onto my computer, I got to thinking that there must be some good reason why the front of the robe looks the way it does. I've seen infomercials on Snuggies, and it's not one of those. After Sara's comment I mentioned that I had Mr. Woo try it on last night, but tonight was the night we discovered the designer's intent.

Here I was, trying to work this thing like Tyra would advice (I'm supposed to even make a trash bag look like it's worth a million dollars, right?). I'm tucking in corners, wrapping one side to the other, and no matter what I do, it looks pathetic. So I did what I do when all else fails - tie it into a pretty bow. Or so I tried. I did feel more Heidi Klum this way though. See the resemblance?



I was feeling pretty good about my alteration, and asked Mr. Woo to try it on again too. He obliged after the third time.

Initially he wore part of it (the part that I had tied together) on his head asking, "What, I'm not supposed to wear it this way?" Secretly, I had to rethink throwing out this option. There has to be some reason why those flappy things are just hanging there in the front! Maybe providing a shielding hood was it?


Then he pulled it down and actually wore it like a robe.


"Hey, maybe this is supposed to go up like..." As he trailed off, his face told me that he had just discovered something terrific.



"Maybe you're supposed to wear it the other way! ... Yeah, you're supposed to wear it the other way! Boo, you've been wearing it backwards this whole time."

o_O Well, I'll be... I've been wearing it backward this entire time. But, you know, I don't think it matters how I wear it - I still look like the red is eating me.

7 comments:

Hannah said...

HAHAHA i like the photo-by-photo commentary! :D

dan tsai said...

he looks like a cultist.

I said "I will" to Mr. Woo! said...

@Dan - Really? I think he looks like a monk.

Jonathan said...

He looks like a cardinal from the catholic church.

Daniel S. Kim said...

no one of those red dudes from starwars.

Tiffany said...

I LOVE IT! :D I have a green one... we should have a double date and pretend we are jedi warriors. I should get my light saber from back home...

Mike said...

nice...socrates!