It's raining, it's pouring...

Courtesy of my students + Rainy day (indoors) recess:

Oh, and insert 'haHAhahaHaHaAHahah' after each one...

What did the leopard say after it ate its owner? 
That hit the spot

What did the pig say when the farmer picked him up by the tail? 
That's the end of me.

What animal should you not take tests with?
A Cheetah

Seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea. If they flew over the bay what would they be called? 
Bagels

What kind of side dies every second? 
Suicide

Student #1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Student #2: Oh, I know! The rooster was on vacation.
Student #3: ...No, the duck was on vacation.

I need air, but I'm allergic to water. What am I? 
Fire

There were 3 men on a boat. They were trying to catch a fish. A police boat saw them and crahsed into their boat. Two men got their hair wet; one did not. Why? 
He was bald.  (Initially, I needed clarification that it was three men and not people one because I thought one might have been a woman.)

Student: Mrs. Woo! How do you spell my last name? :D
Mrs. Woo: Your last name?
Student nods
Mrs. Woo: Y-o-u-r, space, l-a-s-t, space, n-a-m-e

 I've been through the 3rd grade, kiddos...

What was/is your favorite elementary school joke? :)